I honestly don't know what i'm doing.

gravecats:

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

agnosticblowjob:

budugu:

kitty-c4t:

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

agirlwithachakram:

sea shanty themes

• hearing an old man saying something
• Captain’s an asshole
• Captain’s awesome (same captain)
• first mate sucks
• whiskey
• the girls out here
• the girls back home
• ship is terrible
• ship is great
• Cape Horn
• seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
• want to go home
• did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
• Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
• beach party
• rolling, heaving, hauling
• where we’re bound
• sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
• stormy weather but we’re together
• setting out to sea
• coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
• too much whiskey
• punishing naughty crewmen
• Let Me Tell You About This Guy
• Goodbye!
• Hello!
• let us bother this fellow
  
• oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
• befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
• you ever been to Place?
• I have been grievously misled
• sailors gotta sail
• let’s get this bread, boys
• don’t forget your old shipmate
• faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe

Don’t forget

• Money!
• this woman has so much sex it saves her life
• So Many Dick Puns

worlds-smallest-epsilon:

nick-nonya:

momusu-saval:

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

How to Detect Carbon Monoxide: Warning Signs and Prevention

You may have heard of the risks of carbon monoxide (CO), but how can you check if it's in your home? Carbon monoxide is an odorless and colo

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everydaylouie:

various pokemon things

baaulp:

yaaaaah:

leolaroot:

can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.

kyle

animentality: